do you have any funny sayings or insults!

[Guest]

I wouldnt give you the sweat off my balls if you were dying of thirst in a desert

Used to give this one to kids with big flappers

When god was handing out brains,you went back for more ears!!

vik

[BA_Turbs]

If someone stinks or has bad breath:

"You could knock a buzzard off a shcitt truck at 100 yards"

[HellionXR6T]

"That's a nice mug you've got there, hmm, when does the Gorilla want his a$$ back"?

"Dry your eyes Princess"! (Always works well if you want to annoy someone having a spit, hehe).

"Grow another brain cell, surely the one your surviving on must be lonely"!

"Half a dozen short of a six-pack"!

"If cops could fly, you would be Squadron Leader"!

"Now there's a prime example of an Oxygen Waster"!

I could go on but the day I'm having talking to "id-10-t's", I might incriminate myself to the point of being revoked back to "Whatchawearin" status...lol.

I'll stop right here.

[Mr X]

Some of my Grandfathers favourites,some of these are probably pre WW1!

He,s as silly as a hat full of ar@eholes

I,m as toey as a Roman sandal

If it was raining sh%thouses I,d still get hit in the eye with a crap

If brains were dynamite yours wouldn,t shift the dandruff/flea sh%t

I,m as dry as a lime burners boot

I,m as full as a fat ladies undies

He,s as camp as a row of tents

As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike(soap in a poms bathroom)

As popular as a pollywaffle in a swimming pool

He,s in the bog crapping like a big black alsation

My Pa was a very classy bloke :lol:

[eatV8]

"Couldn't drive a sh*t cart on an abandoned airfield"

[Macktheknife]

Dry as a dead dingo's donger.

He's so popular he'd need to tie a sausage round his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Usefull as a back pocket in a singlet.

His father should have come in a kleenex.

He's a shilling short of a quid.

Dry as a nun's nasty.

Funny as a fart in a lift.

Laugh? I almost started.

[Mr X]

More

As busy as a cat on a marble staircase

As useful as a c@#t full of cold water

He had a prod like a babies arm with an orange in it,s hand

Wouldn,t give him the steam of my sh@t

Couldn,t drive a nail into a wall/greasy stick up a cops a@se

[ducatijb]

To anyone whinging in your ear

LIFELINE 131317 ...Tell someone who gives a

[rusht]

to a whinger also:

I know something that will fix that for you. Why don't you try half a glass of toughen the up.

[MISSXR]

*Please park your Late model camira somewhere else cause your making our house look ugly.

*Move your Late model camira its dropping the house price

*When someone is calling out to someone else here at home we yell "smells" straight after their name is said.

*When little brother sees someone looking at a Late model camira for sale on the side of the road, he thinks its funny and likes to yell out, "don't buy it, its a sh*t box".