Q: How do you double the value of a Ford? A: Put gas in it. Q: How is a golf ball different from a Ford? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford? A: Glued together! Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive? A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now! Q: Why does Ford Suck? A: Because they are like buttholes, everyones got one, and they all stink. Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a Mustang? A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside... Q: What do you call a ford project car? A: Keeping it running.