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  • Massive Tool
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A fully sick turbo timer is all you need!!!

Then you will have the sickest car in your hood cuz!

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  • Sucker
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Helpful bastards aren't we :buttrock:

Will just quote a post from a previous time the question come up, answers it best...

You need to fit a pigeon between your turbo and air filter, somehow like this:

pigeon43ke.jpg

Goodluck :buttrock:

Do a search if your serious mate, but just be prepared to be shunned by all the cool kids :buttrock:

  • You are a dead set goose
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Maaaayte you wanna gobble gobble? You need a poddie filtah an sum medal pipe an sum fukiiin blocked BOV pipes ay bruh den you get dah hectik dose uleh fukkiiin

  • Sucker
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Have you got a youtube link handy aRSpeck? I get a "This video has been removed by the user." message for some reason. :buttrock:

  • Massive Tool
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Sorry for takin the piss heres how to do it!!( I grabbed it from another site!)

Mate the flutter... tu tu tu, woop woop woop sound you are after is fairly easy to get.

Don't listen all these wankers that tell you to cut the brake lines or remove the bov etc..

it's fairly easy to do.

It can be costly but it can be done on cheap and the end result is the same.

now.

if you have a 4 door car, it is easier, but it can be done on the 2 doors as well.

The following are the parts you will need:

1 x Ball point pen (I'm a high roller these days so I use a PARKER PEN, but any old pen will do.)

1 x shetland pony (this is the expensive part, but to make it cheaper, you can just steal one)

the key to getting the flutter right depends on how much you have the window open and your use of the pen.

as you do it more and more, you will get better at it..

firstly, get the pony in to the back seat.

this is where it is easier if you have a 4 door.

you can just push him in.

but with a 2 door, their feet get all tangled when you try to jam them in to the back as they trip on the front seat rails.

get him in there and shut the doors.

now, go to the side where his head is and open the window just enough to get his mouth out of the car.

get in the drivers seat.

start car

and start moving.

get on a good straight bit of road first (you're still new to the flutter game)

get the pen ready (make sure the point is out)

accelerate and when you get to the point where you are about to step on the clutch to change gear...

JAB THE HORSES LEG WITH THE PEN

he will go. MAHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

giving you the sound you want.

the sound can be adjusted in 2 ways.

how much the window is open and how hard you jab his leg.

you'll get the perfect note eventually..

but take note, you jab him too hard, he will turn and bite you on the back of your head.

If you don't want a defect on your car, you gotta make it stealth.

so make sure the windows are tinted and even go as far as spraying the horses face in Matt black paint to hide it from the cops.

cruise around the city jabbin away mate..

Fooly sik bro..

Edited by timmy
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on a seriious note. get the 90 degree short pipe that goes on the turbo, and put a airpod on it.

that's it (correct me if im wrong)

search on here for 'dose pipe'

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