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Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?

A: Put gas in it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Ford?

A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?

A: Glued together!

Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?

A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!

Q: Why does Ford Suck?

A: Because they are like buttholes, everyones got one, and they all stink.

Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a Mustang?

A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

Q: What do you call a ford project car?

A: Keeping it running.

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