Check this out. Crazy or what

EBay Listing

.... Yeah.

More people with waaaaay too much time on their hands.

Come to think of it, how did you come across this eBay gem?

Found it on whirlpool...and just thought I would like to share it with you all.

As for too much time on my hands ?, I'm not saying.

Human Alarm Clock..... good bargain at $2.75 for a week.

Read the topic title, ..... Human Alarm Clock........

reminded of the story about the guy with the Huge 2 metre brass gong in the living room of his apartment.

When asked what it was for, he said its a talking clock.....

A Talking Clock???? How does it work???

With that he took up the large rubber ended mallet, and swung the head onto the rim of the gong, making an enormous racket.

within a couple of seconds, there was an almighty screaming coming through the walls from the next apartment......

" What the F*cK are you doing???? It's Bloo dy 2:30 in the morning !!! "

:lol:

I can lend you my human alarm clock.

Each morning at about 6am my 2yr old son will knock loudly on the bedroom wall and yell....

"Daaaaddd" "Mmmmmuuuuuummmm" "get up" until you do. :lol:

MY son's cat gets me up at 5.45 on the dot..How the can it tell the time

MY son's cat gets me up at 5.45 on the dot..How the can it tell the time

Becasue that's the time it feels the need to piss all over your walls, f*cking cats there only good for crab bait.

Dazza.

MY son's cat gets me up at 5.45 on the dot..How the  can it tell the time

Becasue that's the time it feels the need to piss all over your walls, f*cking cats there only good for crab bait.

Dazza.

Sounds like you need a lend of Porky :lol:

No more cats then

Woof Woof

vik

MY son's cat gets me up at 5.45 on the dot..How the  can it tell the time

Becasue that's the time it feels the need to piss all over your walls, f*cking cats there only good for crab bait.

Dazza.

Sounds like you need a lend of Porky :lol:

No more cats then

Woof Woof

vik

Oh no, I am more than capable of accidently on purpose killing cats myself, my sister still thinks it got hit by a car. It was an accident though, but I was hoping it would happen.

Dazza.