k31th less WHY; more WOT Site Developer 28,238 Member For: 15y 11m 18d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 29/10/14 12:25 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 12:25 PM DAYS??????????????????????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 1m 12d Gender: Male Posted 29/10/14 01:11 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 01:11 PM lmfao, I didn't know she was a Desmond. It all makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 16y 4m 4d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 29/10/14 01:14 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 01:14 PM (edited) My reply. Might see how outlandish I can get before I stop getting new messages.That's fabulous! Yeah I don't really have time to message anyone. I'm too busy tending the vegie garden and fruit trees out the back and drenching the sheep. Plus sometimes the sheep get into the fruit orchard and eat all the berries off the mulberry trees. You've got no idea how hard is is to get out the purple sheep poop stains from my suede carpeting when I forget to take off my shoes before I come inside.Unfortunately I don't have much of a family history, I was raised by priests in a rectory in the Kalamunda hills. They made bread by hand and sold it at the weekend markets to pay for maintenance of their dwelling. It's where my love of cooking started, and look at me now! Suede carpets and acres of my own mulberries. Sometimes there are so many leftover mulberries that I lay down a big long black tarp on the hill and cover it in overly ripe mulberries, then slide down it naked like a slip and slide. I like to think of it as getting back to nature, I wind up all purple of course, even my head! It's a funny sight in the mirror. But who doesn't love the sight of a fierce purple headed beast from time to time, am I right or am I right!Anyway the rectory was a grim existence at times for a young boy but hard work is like food for the soul. You shouldn't work too hard though or it makes your soul get fat, like urban pigeons. Disgusting birds, positively dripping in avian mites. Like rats with wings. Edited 29/10/14 01:15 PM by -Stever- 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubbietubbie Filthy weeb Member 1,870 Member For: 11y 1m 12d Gender: Male Posted 29/10/14 01:42 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 01:42 PM It's getting close to end game, for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Captain Retard" Member 1,417 Member For: 9y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Shellharbour NSW Posted 29/10/14 05:55 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 05:55 PM I'm worried about you Stever, I think you maybe enjoying this a bit too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,805 Member For: 14y 6m 15d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 29/10/14 08:45 PM Share Posted 29/10/14 08:45 PM Whs^^^^ I would have already asked her if she does anal by now 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostig Manual mode ________________________ All day, erryday Donating Members 13,798 Member For: 16y 4m 4d Gender: Male Location: Probably above atmospheric pressure Posted 30/10/14 05:40 AM Share Posted 30/10/14 05:40 AM Man so many copy and paste responses keep coming, ignoring my purple headed monster joke FFS, I'm insulted. You're right, I'm bored now so time to change gears. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 3d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 30/10/14 05:43 AM Share Posted 30/10/14 05:43 AM I really don't want to discuss my family with someone I just met....... Imagine how long the email would have been if she did want to open up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixy Angel Expert Donating Members 9,132 Member For: 19y 1m 1d Gender: Male Location: North Jamberoo, NSW Posted 30/10/14 09:38 AM Share Posted 30/10/14 09:38 AM yep Steve is hooked.but yes we still want pics steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Captain Retard" Member 1,417 Member For: 9y 10m 26d Gender: Male Location: Shellharbour NSW Posted 30/10/14 09:50 AM Share Posted 30/10/14 09:50 AM Errrr not the mulberry pics Steve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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