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39 minutes ago, MBAF said:

Fark that then 😂

To be honest, the fact that things are happening a whole lot more regularly than they have in about 6 months is great at the moment. Going from once or twice over the course of 2 months to a couple of times a week or so is a pretty drastic improvement!

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Funny story time,  silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. 

 

Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.

 

Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car.

 

All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simps

 

@.Stripes. Buy her a seks toy. And give her time to herself. No one likes being smothered, every one needs alone time. Doooo iiiiitttttt

Edited by I love kittens
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14 minutes ago, .Stripes. said:

To be honest, the fact that things are happening a whole lot more regularly than they have in about 6 months is great at the moment. Going from once or twice over the course of 2 months to a couple of times a week or so is a pretty drastic improvement!

 

couldnt agree more man, as long as things are improving and you are both happy and working towards the right path, that's all that matters

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say what you want. But were simple human beings. All women are sluts, men are stupid and think with their dicks.

 

We all like to get off, and if a seks toy brings a little bit of happiness and spice to life, why not. I got my mrs a new toy, she's moister than a oyster most days now. Win for me. Dont have to spit on it now 😂😈 yeah I've had a few rums. Wanna wrestle

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Different people have differing sex drives though. Your missus and yourself may have high libidos and crave it all the time and it may not be linked to other facets of the relationship. My GF is wired differently - for her she needs the fun in the rest of the relationship and for things to feel good between us to feel in the mood. So it's not a simple case of suggesting more sex, because then she feels pressured and less like she wants to. Everyone's different man.

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5 minutes ago, I love kittens said:

say what you want. But were simple human beings. All women are sluts, men are stupid and think with their dicks.

 

We all like to get off, and if a seks toy brings a little bit of happiness and spice to life, why not. I got my mrs a new toy, she's moister than a oyster most days now. Win for me. Dont have to spit on it now 😂😈 yeah I've had a few rums. Wanna wrestle

 

if there is something ive learnt in all my travels, is that someone that goes on about sex etc etc usually means they rarely have it and are likely very inexperienced in doing so also....

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@.Stripes.

 

I'm the one with the super high libido, mrs was the opposite . I changed it because it was affecting us. Me getting her a toy changed things and giving her more time to herself. Now she wants seks all the time, sounds gay but I turn down BJs now because it too often 😂

 

But I understand what you're saying

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Well considering I’m the closest thing here to a woman I will weigh in..... 

 

sex is a funny thing and women are driven significantly by hormones. So one week we might want minimal then the next can’t get enough. Some women are always horny and some are never horny, based on age, relationship status, work, personal life, health etc etc... it’s not as easy to put a blanket rule on sex and sex drive. 

 

I will say that everyone and every relationship works in different ways and whatever makes one couple happy may not make another. 

J@ would have it 100 times a day and once he was getting that he would change to wanting it 200 times a day. But life naturally doesn’t allow it always and sometimes after a chit day you don’t always want it so it’s about the compromise and communicating. 

 

Yes sex toys are fun AF and there’s nothing wrong with a bit of a play, but as a woman there’s nothing more satisfying IMO than feeling a big manly man on top of ya at the end of the day and if he can’t do it for you without the additional of mechanical aids then he isn’t the right one bahahah. 

Edited by HRM Fluff of Cornwall

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Well this is the one he got his mrs... they been enjoying it together ever since apparently ...

he gets so much he has to turn her down...

 

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Edited by HRM Fluff of Cornwall

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3 hours ago, I love kittens said:

Lick her booty hole 

 

Stripes, see quote above. This will get you in the good books...., either that or in the shi_t.   See what I did there....

4 hours ago, .Stripes. said:

A bit mushy...

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Funny story time,  silly bitch in front of me did a uturn while stopping traffic, nearly made it but stalled her bike. 
 
Bike fell on her and as I drove past I threw a yellow bath duck at her and said, you quack me up you silly *beep*, Learn to bike.
 
Dont ask why I had a bath duck in my car.
 
All the white knights stopped their cars and came running.... haha simps
Kunny funt

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