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Haha just kidding ya old carnts. I might need that sh*t in 25 years or so too :roflmbo:

 

Wmmfg today? The mother in law offered to pay for the solar. Not necessary but greatly appreciated.

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48 minutes ago, Puffwagon said:

Haha just kidding ya old carnts. I might need that sh*t in 25 years or so too :roflmbo:

 

Wmmfg today? The mother in law offered to pay for the solar. Not necessary but greatly appreciated.

 

Consider yourself lucky....

 

I am currently building my mother a $700k house coz hers is falling down... give her $300 a week to supliment her income and cover any expenses for having our kids on occasion, on top of that paying all the household bills, as well as signing nearly half a million dollars over to her of my dads super and insurance and setting her up with my financial advisor so she’s set for life..... 

and all she does is whinge to my family that I am horrible to her and make her look after her grandkids (we don’t theyre at school and day care all week so she has them on occasion and we live together atm so she’s there but physically does nothing but lay in bed all day, which is what she’s done for the last twenty years, probably why she’s 130kgs and 5ft 2), send texts family and friends saying how much we are assholes (accidentally sends them to me by mistake all the time) and accuses me of trying to take everything and put her in a nursing home (a week after I signed a waiver to say I wanted none of my dads money and it’s never even been spoken of that I wanted a cent). 

 

And yet here I am still building her a house and making sure she’s a happy little vegemite all the time.

Being the bigger person is a I ❤️ Bananas CARNT of a thing. 

Edited by Miss Cornwall

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Can’t... my dad worked for 50 years 50+ hours a week to look after us all... and I’m damn sure I’ll make sure our FA invests well and there’s loads left in the long run for our kids... I’m playing the long game, plus the house another property sitting there ready to make me money one day. 

Im conflicted coz I love her as my mum, but I also dislike her immensely as a human being, my dad would be ashamed of the person she’s become. But I always said I’d look after either of my parents and I will. No matter how damn awful she is to me. 

Edited by Miss Cornwall

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Well I don't like my family cause my old man never tought me how to be a man, nothing was good enough. And if I did ask for help it was always no. So fark him. Mum is a self entitled twat. Sister is a full time professional sponge.

 

So easy for me to disown them. I've lost nothing.

 

I'm a self made man. Just took me longer than everyone else haha

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17 minutes ago, Miss Cornwall said:

Consider yourself lucky....

While it's a nice thing for her to offer help us, I'm far from lucky when it comes to my family. We're all good now with me, the missus and kids, but before them life was quite different.

 

It sounds like you guys aren't having the greatest time right now, but you'll get through it hey. I'm sure you already have it planned to completion etc. Just gotta suck it up for a while and then it'll be behind you.

 

What else made me feel food today? I pulled a fat smokey front wheel skid on the way to the pub!

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T56 magnum and option 5 (organic and ceramic twin plate)

I <3 Bananasing amazing.

Don't bother with this stock box garbage.

Magnum cos size matters

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4 hours ago, I love kittens said:

So easy for me to disown them. I've lost nothing.

I was brought up in a "normal" home with a mum and a dad

looking back, they loved me and cared for me.

I turned into a complete asshole at about the age of 15

ran away from home, not before telling my parents that I thought they were the assholes

I did return a few weeks later, cos me mates mum got me on the phone with them

She was probably sick of me bludging off of her

things weren't the same after that cos I got into drugs 

ended up leaving home at 17

left the country at 21

 

ok, ok,     I'm a Kiwi,     there I said it!     (explains alot doesn't it)

I am an Australian citizen though :original:

 

one way ticket to Brisvegas  

then onto the Gold Coast

there I met Mrs BCB

I was still an asshat,  just a handsome one :aaggl:

 

one of the many reasons I never wanted kids was that I didn't want a mini me

cos "me" was a self centered drug taking asshole with no respect for pretty much anyone else

 

I never kept much contact with my folks after I left home at 17

over the years it's been Mrs BCB's encouragement that has got me back talking with them

now we talk via google hangouts or skype every few months

they are both in their eighty's, so I imagine I will be going back to Un Zud for some funerals in the not to distant future

"The living years"  by Mike and the Mechanics sometimes brings a few tears to my eyes and I'm sure I will cry at their funerals

but cos I was such a self centered twat for so long, and I now live 4000 klm away, our relationship can never be any different   

Edited by bloodycrashboy

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wow Bcb.... what a journey..... 

 

but at the end of the day I will say, if u had kids, doesn’t mean they will make the same mistakes you did as a kid and even so, sounds like you’re a decent bloke in a happy relationship with a home full of love and to be honest that’s all a child needs. 

 

I understand and what you’re saying though, my parents adopted me and loved me, if anything over loved me. 

I think that’s why it’s so hard now, my mum is all about the children and as soon as they are older she loses her interest and moves on. 

Now im an adult she doesn’t love me or behave like a mother anymore, but a baby comes along and she’s all mush and love. 

 

Lofes a funny thing. 

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On 05/02/2019 at 12:46 PM, JETURBO said:

Had my beautiful wife @Miss Cornwall take me out to pick a new 1Driver for me so I can sharpen up my game. Not many of you might be into the game of sticks but this is pretty up there in the stick world ;) 

 

hopefully my game will reflect soon as it’s showing I’m passing them over the 200mtr mark so far, now with loft and weight adjustments I should do some damage to the score card. 

 

pmUceGiRj

 

 

Well im in love 🥰 ! Clearly my wife first but with a sharp 2nd my new 1 Driver delivered today out on the course with me taking a PB and the brilliance of what a $700 club can do to your game is life changing hahaha, seriously though I had the best game I’ve had in a very long time and pumping some big drives today with amazing accuracy ! And the sound it makes 

 

Cant recommend the PING G400 max  enough ! 

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Neg 

 

I won by over 10 strokes but she plays a bloody good game that’s for sure ;) 

 

#madballskillz #shaftcontrol 

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1 hour ago, Miss Cornwall said:

Glad you’re happy homie....

still said this to you a fair bit today Bahahahaha 

 

povI1qGXg

 

fkn lawled at this reply sorry azza 

 

but azza speaking of the sound they make,  how fkn good a sound does a quality club make! never forget the sound at the driving range! you can tell whos got a good bit of kit just listening to them hit the balls ahahah. I had a povo driver so mine sounded like tin. 😕 

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Dropped the sh*tty work ute off for the last time.
Driving the xr for work for the next two weeks and then the new kitted out work utes will be ready.

Ended up being a perfect opportunity to run in the new clutch and box, staying at the same site ATM so no loading up the ute at all.

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