Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 21y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 14/09/08 12:48 PM Share Posted 14/09/08 12:48 PM Dear Mr. Minister,I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966. Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...SH*T!I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really p*ssed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh*t! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f*cking address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal a*seholes workin' there!And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh*t whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find some high society w*nker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo..the one where we're not allowed to smile?! ...you f*cking moronsSigned - An Irate Australian Citizen.P.S Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!)I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am; You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!......a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the 'right sort of government.' You are all F*cking idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 19y 6m 16d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 14/09/08 01:18 PM Share Posted 14/09/08 01:18 PM Gold !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 15y 10m 5d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 14/09/08 09:40 PM Share Posted 14/09/08 09:40 PM wow nicely said, it is so very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubJimbo ŠύЂפֿĺmβø ™ Donating Members 1,216 Member For: 16y 2m 26d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 14/09/08 10:05 PM Share Posted 14/09/08 10:05 PM that's gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senna_T Forged Member Lifetime Members 15,818 Member For: 17y 1m 21d Gender: Male Location: SW Sydney Posted 14/09/08 10:12 PM Share Posted 14/09/08 10:12 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASHEN Member 868 Member For: 20y 4m 2d Location: Need one.. Posted 15/09/08 02:55 AM Share Posted 15/09/08 02:55 AM Dags, you have a way with words mate.You are spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 21y 4m 14d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 15/09/08 03:05 AM Author Share Posted 15/09/08 03:05 AM Wasnt me I just quoted it....there'd be no filter and a few more F&C's if I wrote it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guests Posted 15/09/08 04:23 AM Share Posted 15/09/08 04:23 AM Way to stick it to the man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUS-XR6 Member 36 Member For: 15y 7m 4d Gender: Male Location: NSW , The Burrows Posted 15/09/08 12:27 PM Share Posted 15/09/08 12:27 PM Hahah classic , but its all so very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixappeal Small Member™ Donating Members 2,015 Member For: 16y 1m 22d Gender: Female Location: Perrrf. WA. Aus. ™ Posted 15/09/08 12:33 PM Share Posted 15/09/08 12:33 PM Bahwahahaha best read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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