rbjet Skid Machine Donating Members 1,640 Member For: 12y 11m Gender: Male Posted 14/06/12 05:27 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:27 AM Dump the Mrs ... tell her to take the sh*t dog with her and then get her ticket and tell one of your mates to go with u and rip it up in Thailand and pick up hotties and f*ck heaps if women (actual women not lady boys) lolThat's what I'd doSometimes I wish it was that easy Fluff but she lives with me and works in Melbourne. Her parents live in the sticks so if I boot her out she'll lose her job. Most of my mates are already coming with me to Thailand and the ones that aren't are busy or can't afford it.Even if she wasn't there I wouldn't get any action. Bit of a hopeless cvnt with the ladies lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciaran Thooperrrrrrr Donating Members 2,768 Member For: 12y 9m 22d Gender: Male Location: NOR, Western Australia Posted 14/06/12 05:29 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:29 AM Give the man a gobby fluff, he needs some light in his life right now! Jet approves (do it jet) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Jeturbo Bob the Freaking Builder Donating Members 10,805 Member For: 14y 7m 11d Gender: Female Location: SA Posted 14/06/12 05:35 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:35 AM Poor guy... that's the biggest reason I'm not a lesbian.... women treat guys like sh*t .... they are bitches .Got a friend who is a great friend but I would never date her...She said to me last week..."my other half is so happy we had sex last night."I was like how king has it been.She said 5 weeks ... I nearly slapped her! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never had any say Panda I <3 Floods Silver Donating Members 11,198 Member For: 12y 8m 23d Gender: Male Location: South West QLD Posted 14/06/12 05:41 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:41 AM 5 weeks..Is that all... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 15y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/12 05:42 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:42 AM You can borrow it if you want yes I do want ffs lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETURBO ...JD TUNING ADELAIDE... Gold Donating Members 23,708 Member For: 15y 10m 24d Gender: Male Location: Adelaide Posted 14/06/12 05:44 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 05:44 AM fluffs a good girl she know how it works, cause if ya cant work it out from a young age ull be feeling alot of doors hit ya ass on the exit walk ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze_dk I am dissatisfied with my current employment situation Donating Members 8,610 Member For: 17y 6m 27d Gender: Male Posted 14/06/12 06:19 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 06:19 AM Will I get it back jet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jizard GONE FULL WIZARD Donating Members 1,617 Member For: 15y 3m 17d Gender: Male Location: 720 East Kensington Road Posted 14/06/12 06:27 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 06:27 AM Dog sh*ts on your table, Missus sh*ts on you PubliclyI would keep the dog.Quote of the day, sig worthy even. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR6menace BANNED Banned 1,462 Member For: 16y 11m 27d Gender: Not Telling Location: banned Posted 14/06/12 09:36 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 09:36 AM Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.It has an indisputable mathematical logic.It also made me Laugh Out Loud.This is a strictly ..... Mathematical viewpoint.. And it goes like this:What Makes 100%?What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.How about achieving 103%?What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y ZIs represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 2526.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%AndK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But ,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard workandKnowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there.Its theBullsh*tandAss Kissing that will put you over the top.Now you know why some people are where they are! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAINLESS again plz You've changed man.... Donating Members 8,142 Member For: 13y 3m 28d Gender: Male Location: 2 Fuchsia Court, Narre Warren. 3805 Posted 14/06/12 09:47 AM Share Posted 14/06/12 09:47 AM We're already in the middle of our biggest sale of the year. Then more products on sale next week.STAINO knows this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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