MERV SKILTON Member 33 Member For: 17y 11m 30d Posted 19/12/06 07:46 AM Share Posted 19/12/06 07:46 AM (edited) ::MERRY FARTiNG CHRiSTMAS:: <<click this!....that's exactly how I feel after eating all that Christmas crap as I try to sing those crap Christmas Carols which mean Jack sh*t to me!!.... not to mention the obligations of having to buy presents for for the dickhead relatives I don't really like.. and the mad stress of driving the wife Shirley around in a last minute rush buying presents with money I don't have by the Christmas Eve midnight deadline.. which only makes the big rich store owner bastards richer and us poor consumer suckers poorer and left with loads of crap products we don't really need or want which you'll see outside my house in 9 months time ready for hard rubbish council collection day.. How about giving the Christmas present or money to someone (or animal) more needy than your perverted asshole Uncle who looks at you as if he's needy of you in a way that makes you sick!!....apart from all that, it's a great day!.. So spread my Christmas cheer and grab another cold beer!!.. & Merry Farting Christmas to you all..Cheers from BiG MERV SKiLTON..P.S. if there really is a Santa Clause, could I have one of these.. Edited 19/12/06 07:53 AM by MERV SKILTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHR BOOST Moderating Team 5,698 Member For: 20y 7m 13d Gender: Male Location: Southern Highlands NSW Posted 19/12/06 09:32 AM Share Posted 19/12/06 09:32 AM Nice touch there merv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomchic Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be..... Lifetime Members 14,092 Member For: 19y 7m 6d Gender: Female Location: Noosa QLD Posted 19/12/06 11:32 AM Share Posted 19/12/06 11:32 AM merry crappy xmas :tosser: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seventytwo Still have a turbo, it's just on a diesel. Lifetime Members 5,368 Member For: 18y 9m 11d Gender: Male Location: The 8th Dimension Posted 19/12/06 11:48 AM Share Posted 19/12/06 11:48 AM Your a absolute champion Merv and Ho F.ucking Ho to you too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellionXR6T I'm Back!! Thats right, long over due! :) Lifetime Members 4,348 Member For: 21y 5m 14d Gender: Male Location: West Brisbane Posted 19/12/06 11:55 PM Share Posted 19/12/06 11:55 PM That's great!!! Onya Merv........ LOL, need to capture the sound (mp3) and set it as my mobile ringtone. Currently have "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" (South Park) as my ringtone, ahh the distinct 'off key' wailing of Eric Cartman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dans XR6 Turbo Member 204 Member For: 17y 8m 12d Gender: Male Location: Sydney Posted 21/12/06 11:40 AM Share Posted 21/12/06 11:40 AM that's is tops!!!Merry Xmas Everyone and a safe, prosperous and fine free 2007.Cant wait for the next cruise..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMSXR6T Member 685 Member For: 19y 2m 8d Gender: Male Location: CENTRAL COAST Posted 21/12/06 12:13 PM Share Posted 21/12/06 12:13 PM One of ya best's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MERV SKILTON Member 33 Member For: 17y 11m 30d Posted 22/12/06 11:27 PM Author Share Posted 22/12/06 11:27 PM Nice touch there merv←Thanks Revheadrobbo.. ..I hope ya get somethin' useful from the big red fat bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MERV SKILTON Member 33 Member For: 17y 11m 30d Posted 24/12/06 11:47 PM Author Share Posted 24/12/06 11:47 PM "Ho Ho Ho Smo.. I've had all kinds of Ho's for xmas.. but all I want for Christmas is a XY Ford GT HO.. Oz Muscle Car.."Santa Clause, where's my bloody Ho?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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