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Ponting proved it again last night, when he had himself & Lehman bowling & Warne (who bowled like sh*t,) Brett Lee should of given him the worlds biggest wedgie when he entered the pavillion. As for not enforcing the follow on, of my flippin tongue is in nots.

I am disheartened that the Raulpindi Express may not bowl again, he was moving it nicely last night until his sudden departure.

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Name another Aussie captain that woudlnt enforce the folowon, especially on the second day of a test match, they could have been home already spending a few extra days with the missus over christmas. He is an average captain.

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How the hell does failing to enforce the follow on end the game quicker, when you've got arguably the best bowlers in the world. Yes winning by 490 odd runs, that sure does speed things up in my book

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Ponting proved it again last night, when he had himself & Lehman bowling & Warne (who bowled like sh*t,) Brett Lee should of given him the worlds biggest wedgie when he entered the pavillion. As for not enforcing the follow on, of my flippin tongue is in nots.

I am disheartened that the Raulpindi Express may not bowl again, he was moving it nicely last night until his sudden departure.

Scotty

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Name another Aussie captain that woudlnt enforce the folowon, especially on the second day of a test match, they could have been home already spending a few extra days with the missus over christmas. He is an average captain.

Dazza.

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How the hell does failing to enforce the follow on end the game quicker, when you've got arguably the best bowlers in the world. Yes winning by 490 odd runs, that sure does speed things up in my book

Scotty

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Well if the enforced the follow on, they wouldnt have batted again would they, hence ending the games earlier.

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Dazza this might be true but also look at it this way the bolwers would be feeling abit wornout and enother day of bolwing would have meant possibly the site of the pakies going past the aussie's and we would have to bat on a wicket that had this mighty big crack right down the centre last. who knows what might of happened.

Who really cares we won by a mile with more than a day to spare.

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Ponting proved it again last night, when he had himself & Lehman bowling & Warne (who bowled like sh*t,) Brett Lee should of given him the worlds biggest wedgie when he entered the pavillion. As for not enforcing the follow on, of my flippin tongue is in nots.

I am disheartened that the Raulpindi Express may not bowl again, he was moving it nicely last night until his sudden departure.

Scotty

Name another Aussie captain that woudlnt enforce the folowon, especially on the second day of a test match, they could have been home already spending a few extra days with the missus over christmas. He is an average captain.

Dazza.

How the hell does failing to enforce the follow on end the game quicker, when you've got arguably the best bowlers in the world. Yes winning by 490 odd runs, that sure does speed things up in my book

Scotty

Well if the enforced the follow on, they wouldnt have batted again would they, hence ending the games earlier.

Dazza.

Sorry Darwen, I thought that ending it earlier was your whole point, my bad

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Dazza this might be true but also look at it this way the bolwers would be feeling abit wornout and enother day of bolwing would have meant possibly the site of the pakies going past the aussie's and we would have to bat on a wicket that had this mighty big crack right down the centre last.  who knows what might of happened.

Who really cares we won by a mile with more than a day to spare.

Ian

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that's true Ian it could have gone that way. Or maybe the batsmen were getting sick and tired of only getting one innings per test match, eitehr way we sent them PAKing (haha).

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For Christmas, my wife gave me a couple of tickets for the 2nd 1-Day Final at the SCG. I was pleasantly surprised at first, until I noticed where the seats were.

Bay 14 – Concourse area.

Now I’m not exactly a regular at the cricket but I was pretty sure that Bay 14 had to be somewhere near Bay 13….and Bay 13 is infamous in the sporting world.

So, giving the wife the benefit of the doubt, I decided that there was probably no malice intended. However, just in case ( call it insurance if you like ), I decided that since she had given me two tickets…I would take her with me.

This is not the first time that I have noticed that the difference between the look of ecstasy and horror is somewhat cloudy.

Anyway, like it or not, she was coming. So we set off from home around lunchtime and she was initiated into the joys of “parking” in Cleveland St when it is supposed to be illegal. It can be really annoying when you tune into the ABC and they comment on how there doesn’t seem to be a big crowd for the match.

“That’s because we’re all parked in Cleveland St you idiot !!!”

Eventually we made it to the Fox Studio Car Park and wound our way up to the summit before our oxygen tanks ran out. A quick scramble down the stairs and the option of pre-paying for the carpark seemed a good idea at the time.

Some nice gentlemen greeted us at the gates of the SCG and briefly checked our bags. It must have been thirsty work because every once in a while they would keep a sample of whatever the people had in their bags. We had various flavours of diet coke which didn’t seem to interest them so my wife was a little apologetic about that.

Making our way to our seats was as much fun as an after Christmas sale but eventually we got there in one piece. Now the fun began.

Some idiot in front of my wife was wearing a straw hat the size of Kirstie Alley’s backside and he was under the false impression that by tying up one end of the hat it would be less of a hindrance to others. He was wrong….along with the other 20 thousand people wearing the same kind of hat. My wife was unable to see anything as the stupid hat was casting a dark shadow across both pages of her New Idea magazine.

Four rows ahead of us, a group of supporters wearing the old “Oi Oi Oi” t-shirts from the long gone Olympic games kept jumping up on their seats trying to initiate some war cry. Unfortunately, I think that those same Olympic games was also probably the last time they had showered or shaved. They became so annoying that an elderly gentleman next to us started throwing things at them to make them sit down. ( I guess when you think about it, those old chicken bones were only going to start smelling under his seat anyway ).

As you are aware, the game was a bit of a fizzer and accordingly, the crowd got more and more restless. Beachballs started flying above the crowd and for the most part, the police chose to ignore them. Unfortunately, one of the SCG crowd controllers took great delight in seizing them and poking them with his ballpoint pen. I thought he went a bit over the top when he chose to perform some crowd surfing in order to get to them.

And the most disconcerting part of all is when the “Oi Oi Oi” yobbos decided to make a snake from the empty beer cups. Apparently, this is an invitation for all those around to hurl their cups at those in the general area. It was at this time that my wife and I were treated to free refreshments that appeared to drop from the sky. My wife asked if that was what was referred to as a “Golden Shower”….it’s certainly as close as I ever want to get to one.

When the 8th Pakistan wicket fell, and the natives got more and more restless, we decided it was time to leave so that we could beat the exodus.

By the time we made it to the Fox Studios carpark, the queues to pay were already building. At least something had gone right for us I thought. We then wound our way down through the carpark and got to the exit gate. To my dismay, these gates were permanently open…..NO NEED TO PAY !!!!

My wife asked if we should let the people who were queuing up to pay know that the gates were open. We looked at each other….shook our heads and said

Bugger them !

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Oh That is just :crybaby: it.

Now...I am an understanding man, of a quiet and contemplative nature. I can take the jibes of you common folk and the hoffing that we receive.

HOWEVER...I WILL NOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE YOU TAINT MY ONE FEW ESCAPES FROM YOU BUNCH OF HOFFING POOFS! :blink:

Now...repent now and receive a quick death...However, if you take the excruciating route of Hoffing my beloved game....Prepare to death with 3lb 6ounces of Gray Nicchols Millenium Titan :msm:

You have been warned :spoton:

Sincerely,

Brendan 'Step the f*ck back off my Cricket' Morant :msm:

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