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Another one...Anyone with religious beliefs should maybe not open this.

"It is funny but".....

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Starting to understand where the SICK in XRSICKT comes from.... :lol:

Hehehe :lol:

Couldn't agree more. The extra wide load in the ford ute seems mild in comparison. Hell at least I gave you all a warning....lol.

That was sick <_< I'll never have onion rings from Hungry Jacks again.

OK try this one. It's an oldie but it's probably something I'd do in the same circumstance...lol.

Ok, from now om, I'll give you all a warning. <_<

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the f##king b@lls to pull the trigger."

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