Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 20y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 05/09/05 05:11 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 05:11 AM Just remember, it's nylex or it's nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XR06T Silver Donating Members 4,146 Member For: 18y 10m Gender: Male Posted 05/09/05 05:12 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 05:12 AM It's a wonderful topic so I'll be serious in reply.1. Cabinet now closed.2. Regarding being in a "receptive position" I was refering to my pose in my avatar. Yes, a tacky comment I agree.3. Never had it done.4. However..... I will relate an experience of a few years ago when I was having a Colonoscopy, purely as a preventative measure as advised by the family GP. All I need to say was that the driver of the apparatus commenced his programme.........well.........before the Anus-thetic had been effective. I can only tell you that the Mack "natural butt clench reactive effort" was in good working order that day and no amount force by the "Driver" was successful until I alearted him to the fact that I was wide awake and arsed him to decease until the Anus-thetic man increased his dosage to sleepytime.So, I'm probably not in the catagory of prime contenders. As always, only too happy to be of arsistance......... <{POST_SNAPBACK}>ROFLMAOhillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macktheknife Xtreme Xalted Member Donating Members 3,112 Member For: 20y 11m 17d Gender: Male Location: BrisVegas Posted 05/09/05 05:14 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 05:14 AM Apparently Princess Diana was a regular recipient of colonic irrigation.....I guess it goes to show that even beautiful woman need to be flushed of all the nasties (tadpoles?) every now and thenGood enough for Princess Diana, good enough for Prince Ken !Those bloody tadpoles!! Ya never know when they're gunna grow into Cane Toads...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 20y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 05/09/05 05:27 AM Author Share Posted 05/09/05 05:27 AM Good enough for Princess Diana, good enough for Prince Ken !<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thanks for the sentiment Grant, but I'm guessing you really meant to say "Queen Ken" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Sucker Moderating Team 32,303 Member For: 19y 11m 29d Gender: Male Location: Brisbane Posted 05/09/05 06:21 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 06:21 AM At least you could proudly walk out of the clinic boasting that you are no longer full of sh!t I suppose Kenny. How long that would last though is anyone's guess!Trent.PS: Don't listen to Mack - he's crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWMBO Member 114 Member For: 19y 4m 9d Posted 05/09/05 07:33 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 07:33 AM And you people wonder why I run screaming from the house everyday listening to Ken's new thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KEN 24T Gandalf the Grey, Maiar of Manwë and Varda, Team HgAg/Sneaky Member 7,371 Member For: 20y 9m 24d Gender: Male Location: The Shire, Middle Earth Posted 05/09/05 07:36 AM Author Share Posted 05/09/05 07:36 AM And you people wonder why I run screaming from the house everyday listening to Ken's new thoughts <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Ah, but sweetie, don't be like that ... come on ... I've still go some Oysters left over from last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flukey Seriously Flukey Member Donating Members 4,354 Member For: 20y 1m 2d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 05/09/05 07:38 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 07:38 AM And you people wonder why I run screaming from the house everyday listening to Ken's new thoughts People on here are clearly encouraging the old fella.I cant believe this thread mate it to post #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktford FORD FORD FORD Donating Members 9,390 Member For: 21y 1m 6d Gender: Male Location: Victoria Point In Brissy's eastern side Posted 05/09/05 10:11 AM Share Posted 05/09/05 10:11 AM I've done plenty of irrigation on golf courses over the years, give me "a crack" Kent, I'll do it just to watch you squirm, but you probably back up onto it so fast that it'd spoil me fun.We always have the 5500cfm suction truck with it's 8" I.D. intake hose instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagabond Bored Member Administrator 35,722 Member For: 21y 5m 9d Gender: Male Location: Dé·jà vu Posted 06/09/05 05:35 AM Share Posted 06/09/05 05:35 AM We always have the 5500cfm suction truck with it's 8" I.D. intake hose insteadHorrible vision of Scotty, Ken and the truck shaking on it's axles...."She canna take anymore, Captain" Just make sure you remove the gerbil first Ken, they cant swim!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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