MERV SKILTON

You can see how to see the spinning dancer go both ways now with the new explanation animations added to http://www.shamozzle.com/RightLeftBrainTest.html

EASTER BUNNY ATTACKS ViDEO warning: contains violence (not for little kids) What Does EASTER Mean To You??.. iF I WAS JESUS and that sh*t with the cross happened to me on Friday, I would've liked them to call it F#%KED FRiDAY & GOOD SUNDAY.. and I would've stayed on the cross 3 more days so it would be a longer Easter Holiday break.

You are my brother dude beam me up Scotty.. Jim Beam black label thnx

I still only see it spinning clockwise

Are YOU RiGHT or LEFT?.. RiGHT vs LEFT BRAiNED PEOPLE 10 SECOND BRAiN TEST Most people are left brained.. What are you?.. or are you both? & can you change from left to right on command of your mind?

oui YOU

what's a V String?

Thanks Blonk.. I'll appreciate whatever you guys can do for me for a few extra hits

What WORLD RECORD would YOU like to achieve?.. have YOU ever attempted one?.. & do YOU have the most unique idea for one? I want to do a record like drive a super charged twin turbo FORD XR6 faster than anyother man ever wearing a frock, but it was all too hard, so I did this instead.. S.M.N.N. NEWS: The Biggest Internet WORLD RECORD Ever Attempted Monday 9th April 2007 Australian eccentric conceptual artist Mervyn E. Skilton, has undertaken the World's biggest online record ever attempted. With 4,158,571 page visits to view his World record attempt. Mr Skilton's attempt is well underway to his target of 200,000,000 page visits ,a record never before attempted or achieved of this size, all in the name of art and welfare, to help build a powerful platform with high traffic to soon launch the art of the battling artists to the World, such as painters and musicians, to help support themselves working at their craft fulltime, so they can live their vision rather than retreat from their artistic dreams. Mervyn Skilton's big picture in the building of such a media profile with his "Big Merv" persona, is to educate the people of the World about art, music, animal welfare and beer, and to also help save his marriage, by making a commitment as big and public as this World record attempt, to his wife Shirley Skilton, which began as a bet during their separation, to rectify his past wayward ways. Big Merv says, "You must keep your dream alive, no matter what your dream is, just bloody well do it if ya want it!". merv's original dream was beer and bourbon, and he lived his dream to the full extent, until the bourbon got the better of him. Nowadays Big Merv follows his dreams of helping the less fortunate people and animals, as he was exactly that many years ago with his troubled past. Merv also says, "if I can do it, so can you, just get of ya backside now ya lazy bastard, and take the first steps towards your dream. If you are lying in bed right now dreaming of a beer, get up of ya fat ass and make ya first few steps towards the fridge, that bloody beer ain't gunna come walking over to you!.. dream it, do it!" Drop in and say gidday to Big Merv Downunder, you might even catch the big boy in The Big Merv Big Chat Room ..Big Merv is sure to entertain you. as seen on www.theworldslongestdomainnameontheworldwidewebandnoothernamelonger.com & heard on Radio London interviews

all fixed now, and bigger than ever!

now that's a much a better idea.. let a bloody Chicken do the job!!.. why not??

Would YOU Do This On The WORLD WiDE WEB??.. Would YOU Wear a LiVE WEBCAM on Your Head 24-7 like this guy JUSTiN ?? from Justin.TV.. see his live cam to believe it! I was totally amazed when I saw this on NBC Today.. He actually has the cam on 24-7 on his cap.. when he goes to the bathroom, sleeps, eats and goes on dates..

Big MERV's MASS DEBATE about EASTER Who is The Easter Bunny?.. Do you think The EASTER BUNNY has become too violent? What happens if you eat meat on Good Friday? Who is Bad Boy Bunny What's with chocolate eggs, are they maybe just big oblong rabbit poos?.. and where does Jesus fit in with chocolate?

Freaky Formula 1 Ferrari driver's illegal Paris drive!.. oWLPIT-geTs You'll think you are watching a video game, but this is the real deal.. I luv it!

"Ho Ho Ho Smo.. I've had all kinds of Ho's for xmas.. but all I want for Christmas is a XY Ford GT HO.. Oz Muscle Car .."Santa Clause, where's my bloody Ho?"