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Oi fark off to the off topic thread ya bunch of lesbians. Wmmfg today? A mate came over and insisted that he'd gimme a weld in cat and flange/pipe to attach to the dump. Looks like I'll be getting a zorst upgrade after all.

Hey - you say that as if it's a bad thing.......

dont worry about it BCB hence why I said he’s a Jay from the inbetweeners: a load of stories we all know are BS Sexually awkward but thinks he’s a pimp 98% drivel I think it’s great entertainment myself interesting that he thinks his own child bearing wife is a slut though.... but hey each to their own... she may be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose for ten at a time. Mad skills.

Is this your 1st encounter of our new forum gimp? We all just pat him on the head, tell him he's a good boy and throw him some table scraps occasionally. No one actually listens to him.

ROFL Exactly how I feel being the only mod on the site at the moment

Wow Everyone should get some

Dunno how many times I have to explain I had the pen*s removed years and years ago so I count as a woman now... the moustache and hairy boobs don’t count

if there is something ive learnt in all my travels, is that someone that goes on about sex etc etc usually means they rarely have it and are likely very inexperienced in doing so also....

you have admin priv, you may delete my attachments. Kthx 😘 😘 love you long time

^^^^ I thoroughly reccomend you take zero advice from this person in regards to successful relationship habits.... just a gut feeling I have.

Got them all from eBay which I'll post a link for later. They fit perfectly and look and feel amazing!

Broke, maybe.... Happy, definently! Here's a few of the money pits I have built up over the years, still got a couple of them locked away from the elements.....and BAD people! Might even make a substantial profit in a few years time if the value and rarity continues to follow its current path. And yes they are all original genuine matching number vehicles😊

my nephew has a sweet as r32 GTR. goes like stink. saved up the 40k to buy it too. his daily is an fg ute with 350rwkw. he's 23. having no girlfriend/ family has benefits...

Was it the shame of driving a N/A XR6 that made you drive it into a pole @ken666 ? totes understand lol

I fitted a new Mantic Track multiplate organic clutch kit. Pretty happy with it too!

Andy is going for posts and likes He's not stupid - free karma

That’s ghey and doesn’t conform nor promote any good image for the forum regardless of what is talked about imo. Only vehicle topics should be public for guests. OT should always be free from public

It’s certainly caused by one person and I have no issue with it on a personal level but there is also a point that it seems to be going past which isn’t healthy for other members there some to be a need to fit in by said person and while I’m sure we are all guilty the constant treat women like sluts talk is very visible to the outside world and not just us regulars (not that I’m super regular but trying to be now) I certainly agree with fluff, those should be visible to log in members and not anonymous or public guests to save some forum dignity

Watch yourself mate, you playing well outside your line here...

WMMFGT: Fluff pulling the mum card on @bloodycrashboy and @I love kittens You go girl

A reknaw

No just gay

So - Catholic?

Plot twist.... @I love kittens is actually gay.... his mrs is actually his gay life partner... He was belittled by nuns during his younger years at an orphanage and remained abstinent for most of his life til he met Bob... then they just clicked and have spent their lives in a wonderful gay relationship. He however takes out his pent up anger toward women by calling them sluts online whilst pretending to be a straight man in a straight relationship with a horny woman and trying to engage in normal hetrosexual conversation thinking it’s normal and will fulfill some void, however is missing the mark terribly because he will never fill the empty feeling inside.

I like porn - I pretend to be an adult on here. Both boxes ticked

3mins 30 seconds

^^True story^^ He's probably a porno addict who lives a fantasy life online

I'm starting to get pissed off with his sh*t It's just a load of offensive drivvle ie: not all women are sluts May be the ones dipsh*t meets are, but not all of them

pics for proof

this wouldnt surprise me at all 😂

couldnt agree more man, as long as things are improving and you are both happy and working towards the right path, that's all that matters

^WSS 🤣

To be honest, the fact that things are happening a whole lot more regularly than they have in about 6 months is great at the moment. Going from once or twice over the course of 2 months to a couple of times a week or so is a pretty drastic improvement!

A bit mushy, but after things hadn't been overly great between my GF and I we're definitely making a lot of progress and both working on the relatinship. We both feel like we're in a much better place in the relationship and we've both been communicating better and making a conscious effort to show love in ways that are important to the other person. To that effect, my primary love language is words of affirmation...which is something that doesn't at all come naturally to her. Her family have never really talked about feelings etc, so it's just not her default for showing love. This made it even more special that for Valentine's day she made me a handmade card (with the doge meme incorporated on the cover, I might add) and wrote a lovely note inside it - that's huge for her and it meant the world to me. She also made me a Boost (chocolate bar - one of my favs) cheesecake that was farking delicious! Her primary love languages are acts of service, gifts and quality time - so I had some flowers delivered to her at work and had a "picnic" organised for us to have at home after a gym session together. She was very appreciative and we both had a great day.

Just went out and pulled the zorst apart on the territory to remove the bung and it's already gone. Oh well I spose I'll find something else to do...

Was thinking about some deep life issues this morning. Came to the conclusion I’m quite frustrated that my name is Miss Cornwall not Princess Cornwall. Like I don’t see why I had to have a demotion of a royal nature along with my name change. #realproblems

but me- im kinda the opposite: my xr6t is the one hidden away- I take it out once every 6 months. its now got 110km on it. this is my daily-

Morning flockers.... cbf today. Wanna go back to bed. Screw work. that's my poem thanks for reading.

I was, but you're still angry at me. Just so you know. I'm not mad at you. I like you.

don't stress, fluff, it'll all be kosher soon enough haha this isn't REALLY about the swear filter, but I reckon get rid of it completely, except for the funny ones... but that's just my opinion and it hasn't been well received by the "powers that be" in the past.

ya filthy 'er

Won't be the 1st time Scattering the ashes of my ex (my kids mum) She deserves to be released into/over the point where the Waikato and Waipa meet. Probably NQR for WMMFGT, but will be needing a beer at some stage over the weekend lol

Im down, You poor bastard having to spend a weekend there.

White knight.

keep telling yourself that fluff

I wish I could fix everyone else's problems as easily We just don't know whether she got the rise in rank through marriage or conquest. If we hear no more from Goeer I'm tipping it was conquest and she took the title off his corpse.

We stay at a particular hotel in their penthouse on holidays a lot... and have the best sleeps ever. Finally decided our super king mattress we’ve had for a year, isn’t as good as we hoped... and get something we know is good so we liased with the hotel and their suppliers and today I pulled the trigger the identical set up they have. - a new super king mattress - a new feather down mattress topper (almost as expensive as the damn mattress lol) - 2 new pillows - new amazingly soft cotton sheets - new quilt cover hopefully all will be here by mid next week and the sleeps are dreamy, coz lifes too short for chit sleeps.