Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 12:27 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 12:27 PM Here goes.. Had a glass of beer today with lunch so am in the danger zone. Wasn't sure where to put this but thought this was the place that would cause me the least ongoing issues... Am in a hotel/motel/room thing tonight. Was sitting on the toilet taking a dump. Had a look round while I was there On the far wall, behind me, near the sink there is a funny looking button Wondered what the hell the button would do?????? Is it one of those pull out clothes hangers? Why is it at waist height????? It it an emergency "have fallen, need help" call button? Why is it above the sink?????? Does it drain the sink? Why is there a plug for the sink??????? So.... As I'm sitting there wondering - I decide to pull, twist and finally push it. It flushes the fucking toilet. Why the hell is the button the flush the crapper part of the toothbrush rack decoration? The room The button Am tipping there's as many people who've stayed here wondering this question as there are as many people who've left steamers floating in the bowl because they couldn't find how to flush. Is this a European thing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodycrashboy Feeling the Love :-) Bronze Donating Members 4,409 Member For: 11y 22d Gender: Male Location: Cairns Posted 09/03/18 12:33 PM Share Posted 09/03/18 12:33 PM definitely not a European thing more like a someone stuffed it up thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 12:39 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 12:39 PM If I hadn't looked and pushed - there'd still be a turd floating in the bowl because I couldn't find a button to push to make it flush. Must be a new age thing - they've got a farkn "Tesla Charge Station" out the front Maybe it's a new design so you can easily flush while sitting on the throne??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box stock T. Member 1,384 Member For: 9y 16d Posted 09/03/18 12:55 PM Share Posted 09/03/18 12:55 PM 21 minutes ago, Rab said: Here goes.. It flushes the I <3 Bananasing toilet. Why the hell is the button the flush the crapper part of the toothbrush rack decoration? Why the hell is the toilet built into the vanity. May as well crap in sink. And what are those two creepy claws in the mirrors reflection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 12:59 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 12:59 PM On 3/9/2018 at 11:55 PM, Box stock T. said: Why the hell is the toilet built into the vanity. That was the main reason for the pic - was far too hard to describe - tried 3 times and none of them worked so deleted the explanation and posted a pic On 3/9/2018 at 11:55 PM, Box stock T. said: And what are those two creepy claws in the mirrors reflection. That was the main reason for the pic - was far too hard to describe - tried 3 times and none of them showed me in a good light so deleted the selfies and tried to hide and do it from round the corner Worst part is - @k31th and @EvilDaifu won't have found the button and will still have steamers floating in their bathrooms until they read this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilDaifu Cruise Whore Moderating Team 5,128 Member For: 18y 8m 17d Gender: Male Location: Melbourne Posted 09/03/18 01:04 PM Share Posted 09/03/18 01:04 PM Farrk me- am lifting up towels, looking under the sosp holder, thinking I ought to fill up the kettle and start bailing the bowl ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 01:06 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 01:06 PM So you found the button now? I vote all 3 of us leave some brown porridge in the bowl and complain to management so we get free rooms next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Box stock T. Member 1,384 Member For: 9y 16d Posted 09/03/18 01:09 PM Share Posted 09/03/18 01:09 PM 4 minutes ago, Rab said: That was the main reason for the pic - was far too hard to describe - tried 3 times and none of them showed me in a good light so deleted the selfies and tried to hide and do it from round the corner Definitely getting a good chuckle from the whole situation, then Gary throws in that last post. They have put hidden camera in there as well just to see what people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 01:10 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 01:10 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab WOT? Moderating Team 10,980 Member For: 11y 1m 28d Gender: Male Location: Frankston, 3199 Posted 09/03/18 01:23 PM Author Share Posted 09/03/18 01:23 PM If there's a comment card to fill in I'll put......... Leave a card on the toilet paper that says "The flush button is next to where you'll keep your toothbrush and will require the use of the same hand that you wipe with Flush or wash hands first?" It's not over. "Let's play a game" Turn off the overhead lights - where's the switch? Nup. We hid it here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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