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I need a massage :ermm:

Most common question I was asked in Thailand... "You want massaaaage?"

That, and "you want DVD? we have boom-boom"

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Not when I can give you sh$t kenny man.

Ian

Fair enough ... got to go now, I'm off to St Leonards again today. Hope I run into Trumpy again ... good fun playing with him on Epping Road. :ermm:

Good fun playing with me?

Keep the HgAg ceremonies out of the public eye please, leader oh leader. :ta:

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Not when I can give you sh$t kenny man.

Ian

Fair enough ... got to go now, I'm off to St Leonards again today. Hope I run into Trumpy again ... good fun playing with him on Epping Road. :ta:

Good fun playing with me?

Keep the HgAg ceremonies out of the public eye please, leader oh leader. :ermm:

From what I heard, Trumpy Annihilated Ken...lol. :ta:

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Ive always wondered....

and this seems the obvious place to ask it.

When someone gets the death penalty why do they bother using a clean needle to give the lethal injection? Surely they can't be worried about infection?

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Got half way through "Trap" level (Hardcore) as Predator last night in Aliens V Predator II, bloody androids, and I thought the pretorian in the previous level was hard to kill.

Love coming up behind marines in stealth and right click with wrist blades, pops their heads like ripe zits!..........yum! ;)

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Ive always wondered....

and this seems the obvious place to ask it.

When someone gets the death penalty why do they bother using a clean needle to give the lethal injection? Surely they can't be worried about infection?

It's sharper and goes in easier.

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Did you know where the saying "Sleep tight and don;t let the bed bugs bite" came from?

It originated back in 15th Century England where beds were made of a frame that was roped together and held a tarp as the type of mattress.

"Sleep tight" meant to make sure the bindings on the ropes were tight, and "Don't let the bed bugs bite" referred to insects that ate through the bindings.

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The first time I lit a fart was when I was 10 after listening to Cheech and Chongs' 'Sleeping Beauty'

Uncle Pervy was lighting his farts and set his dog, Bruno, alight.

I didn;t realise that it was possible :)

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My first lit fart burnt a friggin hole in me jocks,I was luckyI didnt get hot dripping nylon dripping on me ring,could have saeled up me ars*h*le and I would have exploded.

Stuck to lighting them with me Amcos on.

vik

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Useless piece of information for the day: You can't fold of piece of paper in half more than 7 times. Don't believe me? Try it.

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"........I own apartment buildings and shopping centres........and I only know three chords!............."

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Ken,

I must be one of the only members that do not give you $hit....

I would like to know why everyone dumps on you.....Is it because of the HgAg colour ? Or am I missing the point.

Whenever I see Zap's avatar I think first up it's a skull.

Scotty

Is that an off topic comment?

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Yeah, I managed to clean all the old wax off my mudflaps last night, they came up a treat! Had to take them off the car though, that part was a b**ch.

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