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19 minutes ago, Puffwagon said:

I said that to my missus yesterday and she reckoned "you can cook your own farken eggs".

If I said that I would get stabbed. 

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I just say cook me some eggs please.  And they would appear. 

 

I am lucky I get treated like a king by my wife. She is very nice. 

 

But get on the wrong side of her and she would slit your throat and then continue to do the dishes. And I am not joking. 

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Almost doing as tough as you in that king single bob the builder bed

 

5 hours ago, Puffwagon said:

My wife is always asleep by 10pm so I just watch netflix until after then and I'm home safe.

Living the dream

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Far out, I'm getting kicked out of the bedroom cos the computer screen is too bright. Fair enough though, you gotta sleep ay.

 

Also my kitchen ceiling fan/light just died out the arse. Fml. There is another light in there so it's ok for a while but still... thank fark it isn't still summer :bbq:

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