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This is despite the fact half her sh*t is already in the house I'm currently paying the entire rent for...plus she stays here when I'm home and just buys the groceries.

Joke's on her walking home ahead of me though, I've got the keys...coz she doesn't get keys until she pays rent.

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She stopped in the middle of a roundabout and pulled out her phone to find her way home haha

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That's ypur cue to grab a cab and hit the city up for a blinder then roll home at 11am tomorrow morning to her sleeping on the porch :wwww:

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2 minutes ago, .Stripes. said:

She stopped in the middle of a roundabout and pulled out her phone to find her way home haha

This is like live tweeting action, it's fantastic :)

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4 minutes ago, .Stripes. said:

She stopped in the middle of a roundabout and pulled out her phone to find her way home haha

 

Nows the time to sweep her off her feet again and take her home. 

 

Incoming posts seem to be a lot more amusing. 

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You're not fat you're just post-baby and you need the extra biscuits for breast feeding. 
 
Does that help at all?
 
It doesn't help me. 



My justification is that breast feeding burns extra calori3s lol... however after new years I'll be non biscuit biatch coz I need to gym again and loose the baby weight...
Im claiming ita baby weight, however I'm already lighter than pre pregnancy and Its really pre pregnancy wine weight.lolol.


Stripes... settle ya self... times on your side... if she isn't ready then let it be... u dont have to progress so quick. Its only been a couple.months...




So jet and I are watching titanic...

I come.out with... "I wish I was born in that Era as a rich person so I could be like a princess..."

Jet comes out with "says she whos currently sitting in her massage chair having her flange massaged"

I kindly corrected him and told him my neck was being massaged and my coochy was being warmed bahahaha

1st world problems
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