Trucka Member 375 Member For: 15y 7m Gender: Male Location: Maroochydore Posted 21/04/10 02:55 AM Share Posted 21/04/10 02:55 AM Carl Williams' dad visited him in jail earlier this week. He said to Carl "geez Carl, your getting a bit chubby; an exercise bike wouldn't kill ya". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyb Donating Members 1,097 Member For: 15y 10m 11d Gender: Male Location: Gold Coast, QLD Posted 21/04/10 03:52 AM Share Posted 21/04/10 03:52 AM (edited) Joke of the year right there!!what do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs???STILL NO IDEA lol. Edited 21/04/10 03:53 AM by mattyb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo.vixen Hey guys, Tab is here... Oh i feel sick Lifetime Members 8,459 Member For: 15y 11m 2d Gender: Male Location: sunshine coast Posted 21/04/10 04:12 AM Share Posted 21/04/10 04:12 AM what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dickSTILL NO FU*KING IDEA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPV6T UNDERCOAT CRUISER!!! Donating Members 1,655 Member For: 15y 3m 7d Gender: Male Location: brisbane Posted 21/04/10 09:39 AM Share Posted 21/04/10 09:39 AM SEVENTEEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was god and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.11. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 12. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!13. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 14. Procrastinate Now! 15. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 16. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 17. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f-wolf Member 897 Member For: 17y Gender: Male Location: ACT Posted 28/04/10 04:16 AM Share Posted 28/04/10 04:16 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xr6turboman Donating Members 588 Member For: 16y 12d Gender: Male Location: New Zealand, Palmerston North Posted 28/04/10 09:01 AM Share Posted 28/04/10 09:01 AM 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzn Member 11 Member For: 14y 1m 23d Posted 04/05/10 04:25 AM Share Posted 04/05/10 04:25 AM q. whats better than eating a mandarin?a. eating amanda out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exarsixturbo Dr. Speed Member 784 Member For: 16y 8m 24d Gender: Male Location: The land of Politicians, Public Servants, Porno & Pyrotechnics Posted 04/05/10 06:04 AM Share Posted 04/05/10 06:04 AM A WELSH LIMERICK A shy young lass from AberyswyithTook Grain to the Mill to get grist with The Miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 2m 24d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 09/05/10 04:27 AM Share Posted 09/05/10 04:27 AM haha keep em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corzza 777 Member 7,135 Member For: 15y 2m 24d Gender: Male Location: Neutral Bay. Born and Bred in the RSA Posted 09/05/10 04:27 AM Share Posted 09/05/10 04:27 AM This is mythical and deep... truly beautiful... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.He replied, "She called Five Horses".The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?"The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean . .. ... . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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