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"Captain Retard"

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  1. WPMO is that I'll never ever know if Gunna Got THERE [emoji22]
  2. I gotta say it's amazing how a bit of black paint can turn something quite crappie into something that looks pretty exotic. Nice[emoji7]
  3. Well it's little wonder she hates Fords when you fill the lounge room and bathroom up with Ford car parts! Anyway good to see you got the photo thing sorted. Cheers [emoji108]
  4. Tapatalk has spell check dude! Your wife must be very very very understanding And Obviously long suffering!!! Poor girl [emoji20] Hang on to her Gunna..... She's a keeper [emoji6]
  5. I'm retarded like you Gunna! My missus gave me her old iPhone 4 and I've never looked back. It's ridiculously easy to upload pics. See I just took this and it went straight onto this post. I'll do it again! See, I did it again.....too easy, I could do this Sh!t all night! Any RETARD could do it. Oh and the other day I upgraded my phone to the missus old iPhone 5 but not much difference really. Anyhooooow good luck with the build.
  6. Do the 18s still fit with those BIG RED PHALLIC SYMBOLS on Ralph?Cause I like a lot and am in need of a little more Phallusness[emoji6]
  7. Do we like BOOBS because they have NIPPLES??? OR Do we like NIPPLES because they have BOOBS???
  8. Love Pikes Peak[emoji7] I heard a rider was killed there a few days ago. Not a bad way too go really [emoji6]
  9. AWESOME [emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]
  10. Hmmmmm , twin jacking beams [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]
  11. The Ford chick is starting to grow on me as well. Yeah but that Toyota chick keeps grabbing my attention [emoji7]
  12. I've only seen a couple of fatal accidents in my life where I've arrived on the scene before any emergency services. For the most part over time you forget most of the scene except a few vivid snapshots that seem to be forever burned into your memory. You really got to wonder how emergency services deal with the trauma. Witnessing things like this really brings home how fragile life is. Take care Guys!
  13. Latest SKODA commercial. I mean what's the go? Pig digs up a lump of POO and then the guy sniffs it[emoji15] Next minute the Pig is giving directions to the SKODA driver! Is this typical of SKODA drivers, sniffing POO and relying on a pig instead of Satnav???
  14. You know I had a bad feeling about that photo. Thanks Dags!
  15. ^^^ Mate you really seem to have something large JAMMED up your clacker!
  16. I vote for Da Bronze. [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]
  17. Now I'm "Confused " You concur but can't agree with my comments? I need to Lie down for a while .
  18. I'm just saying that even though the pedders car has what I would assume are stiffer springs and 18s, it has a MUCH better ride quality than the standard with 19s. I'm also just saying that I agree 100% with Ralph. And what I'm really trying to say is 19s a totally Sh!t when it comes to ride quality! LOL LOL LOL LOL NOT!!!!!!
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