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"Captain Retard"

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"Captain Retard" last won the day on May 13 2015

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  • Gender
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    Shellharbour NSW
  • Interests
    Don't mind a Surf
    I go for the odd Enduro ride, although these days I spend a fair bit of time lying next to my bike!
    Putting together my XA Hardtop(groan, it's taking awhile)
    Fun with the wife and kids etc etc

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  1. WPMO is that I'll never ever know if Gunna Got THERE [emoji22]
  2. I gotta say it's amazing how a bit of black paint can turn something quite crappie into something that looks pretty exotic. Nice[emoji7]
  3. Well it's little wonder she hates Fords when you fill the lounge room and bathroom up with Ford car parts! Anyway good to see you got the photo thing sorted. Cheers [emoji108]
  4. Tapatalk has spell check dude! Your wife must be very very very understanding And Obviously long suffering!!! Poor girl [emoji20] Hang on to her Gunna..... She's a keeper [emoji6]
  5. I'm retarded like you Gunna! My missus gave me her old iPhone 4 and I've never looked back. It's ridiculously easy to upload pics. See I just took this and it went straight onto this post. I'll do it again! See, I did it again.....too easy, I could do this Sh!t all night! Any RETARD could do it. Oh and the other day I upgraded my phone to the missus old iPhone 5 but not much difference really. Anyhooooow good luck with the build.
  6. Do the 18s still fit with those BIG RED PHALLIC SYMBOLS on Ralph?Cause I like a lot and am in need of a little more Phallusness[emoji6]
  7. Do we like BOOBS because they have NIPPLES??? OR Do we like NIPPLES because they have BOOBS???
  8. Love Pikes Peak[emoji7] I heard a rider was killed there a few days ago. Not a bad way too go really [emoji6]
  9. AWESOME [emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]
  10. Hmmmmm , twin jacking beams [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]
  11. The Ford chick is starting to grow on me as well. Yeah but that Toyota chick keeps grabbing my attention [emoji7]
  12. I've only seen a couple of fatal accidents in my life where I've arrived on the scene before any emergency services. For the most part over time you forget most of the scene except a few vivid snapshots that seem to be forever burned into your memory. You really got to wonder how emergency services deal with the trauma. Witnessing things like this really brings home how fragile life is. Take care Guys!
  13. Latest SKODA commercial. I mean what's the go? Pig digs up a lump of POO and then the guy sniffs it[emoji15] Next minute the Pig is giving directions to the SKODA driver! Is this typical of SKODA drivers, sniffing POO and relying on a pig instead of Satnav???
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