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About gassit

  • Birthday 21/11/1956

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    Grow old not up!
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  7. Ive been running approx 245 RWKW for 3 years in June with no issues. Kewish auto's did the C5 solenoid and added a trans cooler straight after the tune, the line pressures were adjusted. This was recommended to give me some peice of mind as there seemed to be a lot of 4 speeds giving it up. I don't drive crazy but love to give it some when the kids ask " can you do that zoom thing with the car dad" Dave at kewish has said that if you want to give you car a hiding then dont use 4th. Steve.
  8. G'day I'm using a Blackberry pearl and whilst its great for receiving e-mails with attachments and the phone part of it is great, it doesn't interface with windows very well with the exception of managing your Outlook files, contacts, notes, in box, sent items and the like. our company's on field team all use blackberry and we have dedicated server in house some of the benefits are not available to single user I think.( Go have a look at www.blackberryforums and have a search around) after using this type of phone for 4 years I would get some thing that runs mobile windows if I had a choice. New Black jack, Nokia e61i, Motorola, you can get a fold up keyboard via bluetooth to make typing easier. Good luck Steve. P.S you will now be unable to hide.LOL
  9. H............................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Chris Judd to carlton. he has won every award or prize in football he may as well get a WOODEN SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Well done to Mr and Mrs Zap. Good luck Mal Regards Steve and family.
  11. in the herald sun cars guide today. Sorry about the scan old scanner. I'm sure someone else will have a better scan later today. Steve 20070713082457507.pdf
  12. Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe the big weekend 4! Tuners challenge????????????? State of origin??????????????? For the Melbourne guys............................Mt Dandenong tourist road
  13. I have the maxxis tyres ( MA-Z1)and have had them on for about 25,000 K's (about 2/3rd worn)and are really happy with them. They are not as good as the premium brands ( I have been in other members cars)but in my opinion they are great value for money and perform better than ther original Dunlops. I'm running edit only with approx 260RWKW. Gassit
  14. Get Harold Scruby to fix it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "YEOWW SHOOOT...." ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age. SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters. Most often the tool used by all women BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub you want the bearing race out of. WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 inch socket you've been searching for the last 45 minutes TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper. EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle. TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters and wire wheel wires. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit. It snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any possible future use. RADIAL ARM SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to scare neophytes into choosing another line of work. TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect. CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle. AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw. TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth. Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about the same rate that 105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name is somewhat misleading. PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids and for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads. STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws. AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts which were last over tightened 30 years ago by someone at VW, and instantly rounds off their heads. Also used to quickly snap off lug nuts. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit. Women primarily use it to make gaping holes in walls when hanging pictures. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use. DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.
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